Games I am currently enjoying:

  • Minecraft (I run a server too.) Link
  • Dragon Age: Ultimate Edition (Awesome, playing on nightmare mode. Frustrating as hell, but I’m masochistic.) Link
  • Magicka (Currently in line for world’s buggiest game, love it anyway. Seriously though, it’s buggy as shit. Shit that’s really buggy.) Link
  • Portal (Gives me a headache if I play too long, but I love it. Using a portal to drop kick a turret is particularly amazing.) Link
  • Braid (Bit by bit, little bit lazy about playing it.) Link
  • Shatter (Nice little indie game that’s basically Pong+gravity guns+brick break.) Link
Published in: on March 5, 2011 at 12:47 am  Leave a Comment  

Most Likely to be Mauled by a Bear

From most to least:

  1. Dandelion
  2. Brain
  3. Mott
  4. Kevil the Devil
  5. Zach of the Wooded Lands
  6. Jeffu
  7. Jewcub

Grabe is outside of this list, for Grabe is unbearable.

It took a fair amount of deliberation to arrive at these conclusions. I hope that at least one of us can be mauled so we can put this list to the test.

Published in: on March 5, 2011 at 12:28 am  Leave a Comment  

Hillary Clinton Preaches Free Speech as Silent Protester is Drug Away

Queue the generic title! This is the first thing that really animated me in a long time. It isn’t often I get legitimately angry at something (anger is too mainstream), but the blatant, flawless irony and hypocrisy on display here baffled me. The Huffington Post interviewed the victim, Ray McGovern, a retired CIA veteran, and made Clinton and the government look even worse than they already did. I suggest you take the time out to at least watch the video and understand what happened. It’s appalling to think that the government gets away with things like this on a regular basis, and frightening. On a related note, in a frantic attempt to convince my friend that the video and story was, indeed, ‘real’ shortly after the story broke, I tried to back up a slightly dubious site with another, more professional one. This turned out to be the Iranian national news website (it was, despite everything else, professional). Oh, irony.

Published in: on February 22, 2011 at 12:26 am  Leave a Comment  

Essay on Politics

I haven’t written anything in a while, so I figure I may as well post this essay I recently wrote up for my writing class. I feel like it is fairly solid all-around, with some weaker points that could use some touching up or shortening. It’s just a copy-paste from the OpenOffice document, so there may be some formatting oddities here and there. The opinions expressed here are, to a greater or lesser degree, mine; this essay is not an exploration of an opposing viewpoint, but an expression of mine.

Static Politics
The changing of the guard in congress is often portrayed to be an important event. There is a lot of rhetoric amongst candidates about things that need to change, and there are often profound dichotomies between candidates which give the impression that no matter who wins, change will come. However, more often than not, little becomes of these discourses following the election cycle. Once elected, politicians as a whole resume the same business they were engaged in previously. Elected officials have agendas separate from their constituents, and the constituents themselves are unaware of what agenda they need the most. In the end, politicians, new or old, will continue to be either unwilling or incapable of enacting policies for the good of all society. So long as this stays true, the change of political powers in congress will not, by itself, have a positive effect on the country.
When the 37th president of the United States, Richard Nixon, was first elected to office, he had made the lofty promise to end the highly controversial Vietnam war. It quickly became clear that this promise was either misleading or an outright lie, and the Vietnam war would eventually outlast Nixon’s short-lived second term (Election Promise). This broken promise exemplifies the temporary nature of all of a candidate’s promises made during the election cycle. When an election comes about, candidates mobilize themselves into action. They become very vocal about the things they believe in; they strive to highlight their differences and obscure their similarities with opponents; they invent slogans, craft a platform, and tour their constituency. The election-time political environment is always electric, because every candidate is doing his very best to make himself unique, interesting, and, most of all, in line with the people’s interests. This politician, the personable, receptive public figure, is a rare beast outside of the election cycle. When the election is over, a politician, whether the incumbent or a new face, is free to begin carving out his actual political philosophy through his voting record. The candidate usually does keep up an image that agrees with the population base that voted for him in order to remain viable for next election. However, this still leaves a lot of lenience for things completely unrelated to the constituent’s interests. The politicians that people elect can get away with a lot, which means that short of impeachment they have free reign to make a mess of their campaign persona, and they often do.
Even when newly-elected figures stay true to their platforms, it can be difficult for them to get things done. Politics is all about pulling strings and knowing the right people, and these things come with experience and time in office. New electees are often still trying to carve out their niche in the political environment. The larger the system they are trying to influence, the more difficult it is for a politician to get anything done alone. Over time, a politician gains what he needs to succeed in his business, but with this he becomes increasingly disillusioned with the risks he was formerly willing to take. Allies won and compromises made depend on reliability, and he becomes entangled in the political system he set out to change. It is somewhat of a paradox that the politicians most capable of getting things done are the ones who do the least. More experienced figures have the ability to make an impact when they want to, while newcomers still learning the ropes try to carry unpolished ideas on their back. By the time a maverick politician has adjusted himself to the scene and made himself important, it is all too likely that he has lost his rebel streak and his desire to shake things up in the first place. Images of John McCain, the self-proclaimed maverick who nearly won the 2008 presidential election, reaffirm this principle. McCain was continually burned by people on either side, some calling him a hypocrite for compromising on things he once fought hard for, and others calling him a radical not willing to represent Americans on the whole.
The tendency for politicians to become more tame the longer they hold office is an unfortunate fact of modern politics. Safer decisions tend to upset fewer people, which is, ultimately, the goal of a career politician. Standout figures are often the most charismatic, not the most innovative, ones, and those with genuine changes to propose to congress, if they are elected at all, are often also the first to go out. Risks become less necessary to take when an incumbent can rely on momentum and a ‘solid’ voting record to be re-elected. This fact is amplified by the American two-party system, which encourages everyone to vote squarely on one or another side of the spectrum. Statistics show that, amongst Oregonians in January 2010, barely 25% of the populace was registered to vote as something other than Democrat or Republican, with 80% of this number not registered under any party (Voter Reg. 8-9). The two-party system, endorsed by the majority of the population and therefore representing the will of the masses, is politically restrictive. Profound changes rarely sprout up out of unchanging structures. Democrats and Republicans alike will continue to have similar beliefs and to push similar policies, minimizing the potential for progress. The apparent will of the masses to be represented by either one type of politician or another leads to severe stagnation; things will stay more or less the same until external factors impose a change independent of congressional or gubernatorial intervention. Simply put, the nation elects representatives whose scope of policy is so narrow that there is practically no differentiation between politicians on either side of the spectrum, and new figures change nothing.
Of course, if a figure is not able to do what is right for the country, it is at least partly the fault of the voters who put him in office. One of the fundamental aspects of a republic is that the citizens vote for who they want to represent them in government. However, the people on the whole do not know what they want, much less what they need, when it comes to policy. People in general are only vaguely aware of politics, even if they regularly read about it, and their voting is often superficial and poorly researched. In 2007, roughly 60% of Americans could recognize Barack Obama, who would go on to become president following the 2008 election, while only 20% knew who the secretary of defense was at that time (Public Knowledge). For better or worse, the votes of the ignorant count the same as the votes of the informed in a democracy, which results in a vote that is largely disconnected from what is actually good for the country. An unfortunate side-effect of this is the alienation that thinking voters get from the election process. Voters that put effort into their votes begin to feel that thinking through their votes is unnecessary, and they either cease voting or cease putting effort into deciding upon who to vote for. When it isn’t research and careful judgment that leads voters to making decisions, it is often the flashy, well-publicized platforms of the two major parties, leading to the obfuscation of the smaller parties and their candidates. The gravity of the vote is nullified by the superficial manner most people cast theirs in, which results in elected officials who are either incapable or unwilling to do what the nation actually needs them to.
It turns out that no one is truly sure what the nation needs anyway. Politicians that try their very best to do what they think is right for the country can come out heroes or villains depending on how things work out. Consider Franklin D. Roosevelt, generally lauded as one of the most influential, important figures in American history. When he first proposed and pushed for the New Deal, a sweeping economic plan to put Americans back to work to end the Great Depression, there was a great deal of controversy over whether it would work. The nation had been suffering from record-high unemployment rates for years by then, and a failed policy could have ruined Roosevelt’s career. Over the next few years, the symptoms of the Great Depression improved, but they never fully went away until America entered World War II (Lessons 15-18). The resultant economic boost provided by wartime production vaulted the economy out of stagnation and back into its position as one of the most successful national economies. Critics argue to this day whether the New Deal was really successful in ending the Great Depression. Many have tried their hand at describing exactly what good policy is, but man is fickle and imperfect, and a positive change to one will be a negative to another.
While political systems can vary greatly, people ultimately cannot. There will always be greed, corruption, dishonesty, and incompetence within governments, as surely as they will always be with humanity. People elect those who represent them best, flawed beings who serve their own ends even while serving the ends of their constituents. The inherent imperfection of men transfers over to the political systems they have created and the leaders they follow. Elected officials cycle in and out, some more remarkable than others, but they are all fundamentally the same: they are human. A change of political powers could be positive or negative, especially when propelled by the wistful spirits of the uninformed, and the only surefire way to find a candidate capable of truly elevating a nation is by letting a perfect being choose him. Unless we find such a being, our politics will continue to be as unpredictable as humanity itself.

Works Cited:
(1)”Election Promise.” Wikipedia. Web. 22 Jan. 2011.
(2)“Voter Registration by County – January 2010.” Oregon Secretary of State. Oregon state government, 19 Feb. 2000. Web. 22 Jan. 2011.
(3)“Public Knowledge of Current Affairs Little Changed by News and Information Revolutions.” The Pew Research Center for the People & the Press. Pew Research Center, 15 Apr. 2007. Web. 22 Jan. 2011.
(4)Hannsgen, Greg and Papadimitriou, Dimitri B. “Lessons from the New Deal: Did the New Deal Prolong or Worsen the Great Depression?” Levy Economics Institute, Oct. 2009. Web. 22 Jan. 2011.

Published in: on January 31, 2011 at 11:16 am  Leave a Comment  

Social Experiment

The other guy and I came up with this late tonight. I’ve always wanted to do a social experiment, so I might just have to follow through with this one. The idea is to make people choose between their own life and others given a limited amount of time to live their own.

“You have a fatal illness and if you choose to die now you are given 1.5 billion dollars (for family, friends, etc.), or you could go on living for a maximum of a year.”
The two choices being to take the money and die or to go on living for maybe a day, maybe a year.

It probably needs refinement. Discussion amongst nonexistent readers is encouraged, as I would legitimately like to try this survey for real.

Published in: on November 22, 2010 at 2:07 am  Leave a Comment  

Oh shit, look at this guy

This guy is amazingly badass. In other news, I love me some pokemenz.

Published in: on November 5, 2010 at 12:00 pm  Leave a Comment  

My Pain Is Eternal (Art)

Yeah, so I’ve been SO busy lately, but I have taken time out of my schedule to humbly offer the fruits of my labors to you, my loyal (but nonexistent) fans. Here you go:

This piece of art was stenciled on and completely penned with sharpie. Which was painful.  So basically, what you’ve just seen was made out of one two inch ‘shape’ rotated various directions and colored in or inversed, the shape is shown later in the gallery above. I think. I don’t really know how this works yet. I’ll update it if it doesn’t work.


Published in: on October 25, 2010 at 10:21 pm  Leave a Comment  

Bad Ideas, Episode 1: The Fireball Gun


Welcome, forum, to the premier episode of the “Bad Ideas” series. So, essentially this series will be a bunch of little ‘projects’ that I and/or MottVanLot and guests have endeavored to endanger ourselves by attempting. Now, generally I don’t wanna get all legal and shit, but basically I’m not telling you to do this, so if you do put your life on the line, it’s your fault. I admit that these are mostly stupid-ass ideas and ya shouldn’t try them. Even though they were awesome.

What it is:

Okay, so basically it’s a pipe maybe three feet long with one end plugged and a whole drilled a few inches in from the end of the plugged side. Also it shoots fireballs. Like.. big ones, too. We got one maybe a foot and a half across. The only problem is that you hafta use Baygon (it’s an aerosol spray that kills mosquitoes) as the fuel to insure the same results that we got. So don’t. Seriously, find a better fuel, it just has to be heavier than air and sufficiently flammable.

How it came about:

How, you ask, would I be so stupid as to make this horrible contraption? Well, you see, this kind of thing is what I do with my free time. Nearly getting myself killed is a little hobby of mine that I quite enjoy.

This particular time I was at my cousin’s house in Jakarta, Indonesia, and we decided that it would be a better day if we could further our goal of world domination by way of building our first weapon, the mighty potato gun. So after much searching through a factory our family owns, we came up with a suitable amount of PVC and proceeded to drag it through a street to my cousin’s house. After pausing to admire our work, we set to work, cutting free a section of tube approximately three feet long and two inches in diameter. In stopping to ponder our next move we quickly found that our raid of the factory had not turned up anything even close in shape to an end cap for our PVC mortar tube. Even in the ugly face of denial did we flinch, immediately setting forth into the depths of his garage to seek for a suitable replacement for an end cap. In but a moment we found what we might call a jewel in one of the many creaking and dusty cabinets. What we found was a paint can approximately 2.25″ wide and 3″ tall full of a whole lot of nothing and a little bit of completely solidified enamel. We lost no time in rushing it to the tube, only to find that the top rim of the paint can, maybe a quarter inch wide, was still too narrow for our tube to fit into. Losing not one ounce of hope, we sought for a way to implement our ideas, regardless of the width of the neck. Surveying our majestic mountains of crap, our eyes quickly fell upon a means of enforcing our will upon the paint can. Namely a hacksaw. With not a shred of doubt we set to cutting the top of the can off of the rest. Quickly succeeding and ripping away the scrapped top we tested the width of the can only to find that once again we had been foiled. The can was simply too wide now. voyaging once again into the abyss of the garage I brought forth a great ring of truth, and it’s name was, ‘Duct Tape’. We quickly set to wrapping an obscene amount of duct tape around the end of the pipe, soon getting to the point that the pipe and tape combination were just shy of the same size as the can. Slipping the can fully over the end of the tube we took a hammer to the bit of the can hanging over the duct tape, succeeding in tightening the can around the tape slightly. Finally, pulling a pair of pliers off the tool wall, we set to crimping the edge of the can so that it was effectively fixed to the pipe, blocking off one end. As the finishing touch we grabbed a power drill and put a hole in the pipe three inches from the plugged end of the tube, to serve as the firing mechanism.

Now, every good pyromaniac knows that you can’t just make something like this and not test it out, it would be an insult to the title and the device itself, like to a sin against humanity. So we rummaged through his house for an aerosol. We found one: Baygon, bane of mosquitoes. So we kept looking. Hell if we were going to burn an already toxic gas. In the end we found nothing. So we resorted to burning the toxic gas. Grabbing a lighter on our way out into the yard and in no time we had set the barrel up vertically and were spraying Baygon into the top. After a short 3 second burst I held up the barrel and my cousin flicked the lighter under the hole. This is where we found out that Baygon is heavier than air. We found this out because when he flicked the lighter it caught the gasses as they were being propelled out of the hole by the pressure of the gas above. Resulting in an enormously disappointing first fire. But we did not give up hope! We forged on, letting the first shot’s fuel supply drain out and aerate before spraying in a second dose of Baygon and this time tipping it before lighting it. Now, as I explain the next few instances it will be important to realize that it didn’t look like it was going to do anything. Halfway through the shot my uncle had the inclination to come outside and see what my cousin and I were doing. I obligingly moved aside, staying mostly clear of the line of fire at the same time as telling my cousin to tip it a little. He did, and at first there was nothing. At this point the barrel was tipped almost at me, as if on cue there was a nice “Whumph!” of gas and air being expelled from the barrel. Just as I jerk back from the noise the fireball manifests itself, exploding out the barrel and coming just inches from my face before vanishing into the night. Aside from me nearly getting hit by a fireball this whole ordeal was hilarious and me and my cousin burst out laughing.

tl;dr: It was awesome.

Published in: on October 6, 2010 at 6:04 pm  Leave a Comment  


Leaving for college soon the both of us are.
I lied, haven’t felt like posting still, or more specifically haven’t felt like writing. I’ve had fleeting ideas occasionally, and certainly no desire to go back to finishing anything else I’ve already written, which is a shame. Because I still don’t feel like actually spewing more word-vomit out of my fingertips, I will again pitch some of my favorite things, this time not music but webcomics. Have I mentioned I’m a nerd? If not, check the terrible jokes section, there are physics puns.


  1. Boxer Hockey (the anti-gay-joke bair)
  2. Cyanide & Happiness (one of the most consistently-updated comics out there)
  3. GG-guys (barely touched this one)
  4. Looking for Group (I really haven’t read this one in ages. I dunno if I’ll catch up on it or not, but it’s extremely long)
  5. Penny Arcade (if I have a daughter, her name will be Ann so her nickname can be Annarchy [okay maybe not])
  6. VGCats (& Super Effective!) – good
  7. xkcd (new ones aren’t so noteworthy, but used to be a very smart comic)
  8. Concerned: The Half-Life & Death of Gordon Frohman (also check out the youtube machinima “Freeman’s Mind”), completion of HL2 unnecessary
  9. Perry Bible Fellowship (no, they don’t want to tell you the good word)
  10. Oglaf (generally not safe for work, though this one is)
  11. Dinosaur Comics (yeah! props to Everardo)
  12. Gunnerkrigg Court (as previously seen elsewhere on the blag)
  13. Questionable Content (I have barely even checked this one out. I think the art gets better as it goes)
  14. diesel sweeties (12-bit robots, how generic)
  15. pictures for sad children (paul who is a ghost who is on a plane)
  16. Hark, a vagrant (Jules Vern meets Edgar Allen)
  17. Technically I should plug ctrl+alt+del so long as LFG is up there, but I didn’t. Try hitting ctrl+alt+del yourself, twice to be sure, with a good delay inbetween the two, and the page should come up.

Published in: on September 18, 2010 at 1:31 am  Leave a Comment  

More Awesome Music

Okay, so I’ve just run across something beautiful. It’s a trip hop/ninja tune by an artist called Mr. Scruff. It’s downright proudmaking, really. Good song, video’s interesting too, check it out. All credit goes to the artist and the uploader. I’m just pointin’ it out.

Mr. Scruff – Honeydew


EDIT: I am not John Galt

Published in: on September 10, 2010 at 11:46 am  Leave a Comment